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Dishwasher and Laundry Safe Labels for Kids and Baby

Custom Labels

About Applied Labels

(Taken from their website)

Applied Labels™ are custom-printed, durable, dishwasher-safe labels. Apply them to a dry and clean surface. Handle the label by the edges to avoid contaminating the adhesive. Place the label and press very firmly, especially on the corners. Wait 24 hours before washing as bond strength builds with time.

Applied Labels™ are great for coats, sweaters and uniforms with tags. They are not for use on underwear, socks or tagless T-shirts.

What I thought

I received custom labels for Carli a few months ago and I really wanted to give them a good run before giving my review. After all, they are supposed to be dishwasher and laundry safe! I had to make sure they were before I recommended a product.

The ordering process was incredibly easy. I was able to pick out her picture (I chose the ladybugs) and the font used. I was very impressed at the speed of order turn around and received my labels in under a week! The customer service answered all my questions and were incredibly professional and kind.

The best thing about these lables is that you can put the labels on almost anything!

  • Sippy Cups (or Baby Bottles)
  • Shoes
  • School Supplies
  • Electron Gadgets/ Toys
  • Clothes
  • .. and more!

I received a few sheets of the classic applied labels, which have a shiny waterproof finish and are easy to apply. Immediately I put a label on Carli’s Dora the Explorer sippy cup and awaited the first wash. Would it make it through the wash?

It sure did — and many washes thereafter without a single curl or sign of the stickiness diminishing. In my opinion the product itself is affordable and useful especially if your child needs to bring items to school or daycare and you want to ensure that the labels remain affixed. High quality labels, you won’t be disappointed!

I received one or more of the products mentioned above for free using Tomoson.com created by WebBizIdeas.com. Regardless, I only recommend products or services I use personally and believe will be good for my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commissions 16 CFR, Part 255 Guides Concerning the Use of Endorsements and Testimonials in Advertising. Tomoson Product review & giveaway Disclosure.

REVIEW: Watched by Sharde Richardson (108) w/ Autographed Giveaway

 

The Book Cover

Title: Watched
Author: Sharde Richardson
Pages: 290
ISBN:978-0983149804
Rating:
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

Mikayla doesn’t want much: just to rock out to her favorite band, become the next Kwiki Stop video gaming champion, and keep her Q-tip habit under control. What she does want is the sight of the sudden inexplicable dark auras around everyone to stop. Problem is, those auras are demons and Mikayla is the last trait holder with the power to ban them. Which is a total buzz kill.

To make matters worse, the town folk of Sulphur Springs don’t look the same, and her classmates are a little dark in the eyes. There are murders, suicides, reckless skinny-dipping, gratuitous use of Q-tips, and newfound powers that Mikayla must learn to control.

Her past becomes present when a shape-shifter tells her what her true identity is, and how to keep the demons of Hell from nipping at her Converse. Through him she’ll discover who to trust, who to kiss, and how valuable her abilities are to the right beings. Because the evils of Hell aren’t staying down without a fight.

Or without her soul.

Review

Mikayla, the main protagonist,  is as real as real can be in this fictional paranormal tale, Watched. There isn’t a thought that doesn’t pop in her head that doesn’t seem realistic, genuine,  and hilariously funny. You can not help but love such a true to life character. Slipping into the story is incredibly easy and before you know it, you’ll find yourself reading the last word and craving more.

Watched begins on Mikayla’s birthday. Having a a stutter has caused her to feel comfortable in her own solitude, and her birthday is no different. Alone and on the lake, Mikayla celebrates her birthday by ice skating in one of her favorite places. Unbeknown to her, a mysterious man has followed her to her spot to prey on this birthday girl. Attacked and left for the dead, Mikayla some how materializes to a place of safety, the hospital. It’s not something she understands, herself. One minute she’s being attacked and the next, she is dying on the ground outside the hospital.

After Mikayla has recovered enough to wake up, she begins to see auras around everyone, which turn out to be their demons. Not knowing how to make sense of her new visions, she meets Lucas (a mysterious stranger) who tells her that she was born to kill demons. Mikayla can’t quite wrap her head around it — kill demons?

The reason I loved Watched was because the way Mikayla reacts to the news of her destiny is so real. She doesn’t just accept the news but struggles to understand her past and what her future holds. That… and there is Lucas who was sworn in to bond to her and protect her during her battle with the demons. Lucas can be distant and stern, but there is no doubt that you will fall in love with him. No doubt at all, as I have!

Watched has everything a teen paranormal romance should have — romance (of course), intrigue, adventure, and horror! You are sure to love it as much as I did. It was beautifully written. Sharde Richardson definitely has multitudes of talent and it won’t be long before she realizes it herself!

I can not wait until the sequel comes out. Sharde, get on that — will ya? :)

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6/19/2011 until  6/27/2011

REVIEW: Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini (107)

 

The Cover

 

Title: Starcrossed
Author: Josephine Angelini
Pages: 496
ISBN: 978-0062011992
Rating:
Purchase: [Hardcover] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

How do you defy destiny?

Helen Hamilton has spent her entire sixteen years trying to hide how different she is—no easy task on an island as small and sheltered as Nantucket. And it’s getting harder. Nightmares of a desperate desert journey have Helen waking parched, only to find her sheets damaged by dirt and dust. At school she’s haunted by hallucinations of three women weeping tears of blood . . . and when Helen first crosses paths with Lucas Delos, she has no way of knowing they’re destined to play the leading roles in a tragedy the Fates insist on repeating throughout history.

As Helen unlocks the secrets of her ancestry, she realizes that some myths are more than just legend. But even demigod powers might not be enough to defy the forces that are both drawing her and Lucas together—and trying to tear them apart.

Review

Oh, I love, love love Greek Mythology. I was quite excited to receive this ARC from NetGalley and to be able to fall in love with a new sets of Gods and Goddesses (in this case, Demi-Gods). I had heard rave reviews about Starcrossed – and no wonder as it is the Greek Mythology version of the infamous Twilight series! While Josephine Angelini claims it is a retelling of The Illiad, I think it’s more like a retelling of Twilight but with Gods instead of vamps and weres. While it can be a bad thing to be compared to Twilight ( a series that I loathe with a passion), I do not feel the same way about Starcrossed. I am not quite sure how to feel, to be honest.

In my opinion, Angelini knows what her readers are looking for, what they want, and I give her major props for that. She’s not just beauty, but brains, too! This book will be successful, there is no doubt about it. That being said, it doesn’t mean that the novel will be well received by everyone, myself included.

I am going to start with some positive aspects of the novel. For one, I loved Claire who has been Helen’s best friend forever since they were in diapers. Claire is outgoing and sassy and says what she thinks and acts upon what she feels. Being one of the minorities in Nantucket, Claire (Japanese) really understands Helen in feeling different. You see, Helen has always felt she was different but had no idea why. All she knew was that her stomach cramped up every time she brought attention to herself. Having such debilitating pain caused Helen to be much more of a loner than any teenager wishes to be. Because Helen is so serious and timid, it is nice that she has a friend like Claire who brings out bits and pieces of Helen that no one sees often. Even better than that, Claire has a feeling that Helen is more than just different (in fact she thinks she’s a vampire!) and yet accepts her anyway. (What a great friend!) Still, Helen is quick to avoid Claire when she starts to discover the truth about herself and where she comes from.

I also liked the idea that the Father was in charge of raising his daughter on his own with the non existent Mother; a bit different from general stereotypes of single parent families. Although it felt like the Father was quite absent, for the most part, I admired his willingness to raise his daughter alone.

Angelini twisted myth to fit her story and wove an extravagant tale of two families at war with each other, and the Gods to which they are descended from. Helen and Lucas are on opposing families and when they meet for the first time, Helen (with no feelings other than hatred) attacks Lucas with the urge to kill him. Helen, who has lived in a small town her entire life, doesn’t realize where her hatred comes from but she knows that whenever Lucas is around Helen is haunted by three disheveled women who reach out to her, weeping tears of blood. It’s in Helen’s blood to want to kill the members of the Delos family and Starcrossed is the story of two lovers born of hate who risk their own lives to save each other.

Now as said before, Starcrossed bares an uncanny resemblance to Twilight. Here are some of the similarities:

  • Both Bella and Helen are socially inept high school girls who (regardless of their awkward unsocial behavior) has guys flocking to them.
  • Both girls are being “raised” by their “barely there” fathers. While it’s no doubt their Dad’s love them, the Dad’s in both stories play a background role.
  • The Delos family is very much like the Cullen family — all attractive, many times rude, and keeps to themselves.
  • The “sister” of the opposing families are both psychic.
  • Lucas has to fight the urge to kill Helen, just as Edward had to fight the urge to kill Bella.
  • Both stories mix love with violence against each other.

Those are just to name a few. The reason I disliked Twilight so much was because I believed that it was spreading the wrong message to teenagers about how love should be. So because Starcrossed bares such resemblance I am truly on the fence with how I feel. On one hand, like I’ve said before, I have a weakness for Greek Mythology — but the Mother in me is quite upset and disappointed of how the story unfolded and what it represented to the young impressionable reader.

What kind of stinks right now is that on Twitter there is this whole #YaSaves movement going on because one blogger or reporter insinuated that a lot of teen novels are doing more damage than good by spreading the wrong message. Heck, maybe that person was just talking about Twilight and its message that violence and love can mix. Unfortunately Starcrossed does nothing to eliminate that thought; that love can exist without violence.

Again, I am so conflicted. (Can you tell?)

In regards to the actual writing — I struggled for about a hundred pages or so. Starcrossed was written in third person, which when done correctly, can weave a magical tale that puts us outside the character but within their world. I am not sure Starcrossed really effectively did this. For a while it felt that I was being given half the story but not the entire story with many scenes lacking in descriptive detail. It was as if Angelini trusted the reader too much to know what she was talking about when she wrote the novel. When I read a book, in third person especially, I need the help to visualize. I need someone to paint the picture so I can sit back and admire it. When the picture is half painted, all I can focus on is what is missing and what needs to be done rather than what is right before me. For a while, actually, I kept thinking, “Oh no.. I am going to hate this novel.” because of lack of detail in the scenes and even the character dialogue. The guilt while reading was immense. I wanted to love the novel to its very core but I can’t say that I actually did. While I do not hate Starcrossed, it did not really do it for me.

I rated it a 3 because the concept was there and I did end up finishing it. It was impressionable to have me thinking about it a long while after I finished the novel but not completely engaging to where I couldn’t put it down. To me it was just average and while others will love it, like Twilight, many will not.

If you are a parent and your teenager wants to read the book, I would sit down with them and have a talk about how it is not normal for two people in love to want to inflict pain and death on each other and remind them that it is just a story and that you do not condone romanticizing violence. If you feel your pre-teen/teen can understand the difference between what is real and what has been made up to add interest to the story, then feel free to let them read Starcrossed.

REVIEW: Wherever You Go by Heather Davis (106)

The Book Cover

 

 

Title: Wherever You Go
Author: Heather Davis
Pages: 320
ISBN: 978-0547501512
Rating:
Purchase: [Hardcover] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

A poignant story about making peace with the past and opening your heart to love. Seventeen-year-old Holly Mullen has felt lost and lonely ever since her boyfriend, Rob, died in a tragic accident. But she has no idea that as she goes about her days, Rob’s ghost is watching over her. He isn’t happy when he sees his best friend, Jason, trying to get close to Holly—but as a ghost, he can do nothing to stop it. As their uncertain new relationship progresses, the past comes back to haunt Holly and Jason. Her Alzheimer’s-stricken grandfather claims to be communicating with the ghost of Rob. Could the messages he has for Holly be real? And if so, how can the loved ones Rob left behind help his tortured soul make it to the other side?

Review

Wherever You Go is told from three different views, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. Yes, you’ve heard me right and for the most part, although I admire Heather Davis for trying something new, it just did not work for me. In fact, it hindered my ability to really get into the story.

The first person point of view is told through Holly, a teenager with way too much responsibility for her age and not enough friends (it seems like) to even things out. Her boyfriend, Rob, had just died in the car accident that Holly happened to be in the car with at the time of the collision. His friends seem to blame Holly, for supposedly being drunk at a party, and have given her a hard time since Rob’s death.

The second person point of view is done through Rob, who has died. For some reason he has not been able to move on into the other world and he has no idea why. I think this was my least favorite view point and (in my opinion) should not be used unless you are writing a letter.  We know it is Rob, but it is being told like we are Rob and we are being told what to do. It is also told in present tense. For example “You are doing this.” and I just didn’t really feel for this point of view or the idea that it was in present tense. After all, every writer learns that it is important to pick a point of view and stick to it (same with tenses). During this view point, however, we get a better look at Aldo, Holly’s Grandfather who is suffering from Alzheimer’s. When I picked up Wherever You Go, my Mom had just lost her best friend from early onset Alzheimer’s. Needless to say, the topic really touched home on that front.

The third person point of view is about Rob’s friend, Jason. His friend’s grave is barely cold when he swoops in for the kill — er, to sweep Holly off her feet. He also, typically as most “good guys in novels” are, attractive and rich. (Oh and you know Holly lives in a small cluttered apartment with her barely there Mother, her little precocious little sister, and now has to babysit her sick Grandfather. So naturally, Holly needed a rich Prince Charming to sweep her out of her “horrible life”.

My favorite character in the entire novel was Aldo, as he had so much depth. A typical Italian grandfather, it was sad to watch his mind go and that he was aware that his memories were fading to disease. To make sure he would not forget certain things, he made a list and asked that his granddaughter, Holly, help him to remember these particular events in his life. I found that aspect of the story charming and memorable. Holly’s dedication to her Grandfather’s care has much to be admired. If only all teenagers showed that much dedication to family (with little complaint) and much maturity so early on in life.

On the other hand, I felt that Holly lacked in character depth. Her boyfriend, who she was supposedly in love with — just died and she really pushes those feelings deep inside her that I often wondered if it really even affected her. Her apathy to her situation(s) really bugged me. Does she not have huge resentment for having to be so heavily relied on by her mother to take care of the house, her Grandfather, and her little sister? Her Mother also did a great job of throwing out the guilt and playing the victim card that it made me feel sorry for Holly.

I was not a fan of the multiple points of view and tenses, and some things (which will be discussed in the spoiler) bugged me about the characters /situations — but some aspects of the story, such as Aldo dealing with his Alzheimer’s were truly charming. Although I am not a huge fan of the novel, it does have it’s warming moments and I know many other people enjoyed the read tremendously. You just may be one of them!

**Spoiler**: (Do NOT look if you are sensitive to spoilers!) show

Even though I found a few things peculiar about the story, it may hit home to someone else. If the novel sounds interesting to you, then I say — give it a shot.

REVIEW: The Goddess Test by Aimee Carter (105) @aimee_carter

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Title: The Goddess Test
Author: Aimee Carter
Pages: 304
ISBN: 978-0978662134
Rating:
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

It’s always been just Kate and her mom—and her mother is dying. Her last wish? To move back to her childhood home. So Kate’s going to start at a new school with no friends, no other family and the fear her mother won’t live past the fall.

Then she meets Henry. Dark. Tortured. And mesmerizing. He claims to be Hades, god of the Underworld—and if she accepts his bargain, he’ll keep her mother alive while Kate tries to pass seven tests.

Kate is sure he’s crazy—until she sees him bring a girl back from the dead. Now saving her mother seems crazily possible. If she succeeds, she’ll become Henry’s future bride, and a goddess.

Review

Kate’s mother is dying of cancer; the effects having left her weak and unable to properly care for her own daughter. Kate, although not wanting to talk about the possibility of her mother dying, agrees to return to her mother’s hometown for the remainder of her mother’s life.

Kate starts school and like any normal teenager, she feels misplaced and shy. When popular cheerleader, Ava, invites her to a party Kate is anything but thrilled about the invite. Even though Kate would rather be home with her mother, she knows that her mother desperately wants to see Kate fit in so agrees to go. Like any Mother, she wants to know that Kate will be okay after she leaves this world for the next. Unfortunately for Kate, Ava has other plans; plans that involve abandoning Kate in the middle of the woods late at night and running off. However when Ava does this, she hits her head on a rock and drowns in the stream. Even though Kate feels betrayed and mortified and even though she is desperately scared of water, she risks her life to save Ava’s.

Enter Henry — serious and a tad creepy but undeniably handsome. Upon his mysterious stumbling upon soaking wet Kate and dead Ava, Kate had no idea that her life would forever change. You see Henry is the God of the Underworld, Hades. He asked Ava if she was willing to do anything to bring Ava back to life. Even though Ava didn’t deserve such an act of selflessness for her behavior to Kate, Kate agrees — that she will do anything. What Kate doesn’t realize that she has promised an eternity of spending the Fall and Winter months at Henry’s estate, where she will be treated like a Queen. Sure — it sounds good. Being treated like Royalty and all she has to do is spend six months with this handsome stranger?

I hate to spoil anything so I won’t go into further detail about what happens when Ava joins Henry and his servants/guests at his estate. I just want to tell you that I immensely enjoyed The Goddess Test. From the very first page until the last, I couldn’t put it down. The Goddess Test is loosely based on Greek Mythology and I absolutely love anything to do with Greek Mythology. I feel very fortunate to not only have been able to read this prior to it’s release, but I loved discovering a new author, Aimee Carter. I wish the author much success with this novel!

I received The Goddess Test from NetGalley as an ARC and am quite sad that I no longer have it in my possession as the books expire. (Enter very sad pathetic face, here!) I cannot wait until the second in the series comes out, Goddess Interrupted. I will be checking out @Aimee_Carter ‘s Twitter frequently for updates on the development of the second book. I only HOPE that I am as fortunate to snag an eARC for Goddess Interrupted as I was for The Goddess Test. (Yes, that is a not so obvious hint.) ;)

Anyway — I highly recommend The Goddess Test. It’s an easy and entertaining read and sure to keep you wanting more!



REVIEW: The Memoir of Marilyn Monroe (104)

 

The Book Cover

 

Title: The Memoir of Marilyn Monroe
Author: Sandi Gelles-Cole
Pages: 178
ISBN: 978-0978662134
Rating:
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)
Sandi Gelles-Cole imagines the life the screen legend and enduring cultural icon might have led — from the opening scene (below) to her 85th birthday on June 1, 2011.

DRAMA QUEEN June 1, 2011 They say only the good die young and I guess it s true because I m still here. Today is my eighty fifth birthday. During these years I have lived three lives: Before Marilyn, Being Marilyn and After. I created Marilyn Monroe and then men molded her: studios, agents, and husbands. Ever since the night I did not die, I have tried to leave her behind, but wherever I went, the creature followed. I tried to run. I tried changing my name, my country of residence, my hair color, body type, career and sexual preference. I went to college for coursework in Humanities and studied Russian Literature. But there was no escaping her. The character I created became my own personal monster and devoured me in the 50s, and even after she died I could no more be someone else than I could grow a penis, change my skin color, or stop being a movie star. My so-called death scene is always described the same: My housekeeper, Eunice Murray, finds my wasted, naked body tangled in a sheet, wet from secretions better left unexplained. I am face down with one hand hanging over the telephone. This detail is discussed often; am I answering a call or making one and if I am calling, then whom? But it did not happen that way. I cheated death. . .

Review

When I was approached to review this book, I was incredibly excited. I love Marilyn Monroe and not just because I am related to her (well, by marriage thanks to Joe DiMaggio) but because she is an icon. The synopsis of the story sounded amazing. I could not wait to read what Marilyn may have done with the rest of her life. Unfortunately I was disappointed.

The book itself is short with only 178 pages and paired with the size 18-20 font that it uses (and not a professional typeface) it can easily be shrunk down to about 100 pages, or less. On the cover it is said to only be “edited” by Sandi Gelles Cole, which I think is disrespectful. I understand that it’s a fictional memoir however I think it should be made quite clear on the cover that it is a fictional memoir. I can imagine someone purchasing this book thinking they were actually reading a memoir written by Marilyn, only to feel duped by it’s misleading cover. On the back is just information about Sandi Gelles-Cole and by information I mean “ridiculous bragging”.

The thing about bragging about your professional history on the cover is that you really need true talent and skills to back it up. Otherwise it just takes away your credibility.  With the misleading cover and unprofessional font style and sizing, it is no wonder that the author had to self publish and print her own novel. No one else would have touched it. The sad thing is, I haven’t even discussed the meat of the story, yet.

When I think of Marilyn, I think of elegance and grace. I also do not think she would have written her memoir in such a simplistic, juvenile, superficial way. This is supposed to be about her life (fictional, but still it should have been believable); not a half-assed account of things she did after her “death”. The way it was written was as if someone was trying to vaguely recall something they had no real recollection of; like trying to remember the events of a drunken evening and everything is hazy. The way Gelles-Cole jumped from event to event was exhausting and I felt that I had no real understanding of the purpose of the events I just read. To say that details lacked would be an understatement.

The quality of the writing was horrific. Sentences were incomplete and jumbled and all around messy. For example:

I spoke to Sue, Paula, other people who knew the principals involved. Talking to Jules about any of this didn’t feel right until I had processed the, alright, consequences of the decision. Anyway he was so busy working that was never around to talk to. – pg. 170

Can you spot all the errors? (I would never hire Gelles-Cole to edit my work after reading a book of paragraphs like this.) So if you recalled from earlier in the review I said that it was important not to brag about your abilities unless you could back it up. Now do you understand?

Overall I felt that the book was an insulting fictional account of the wonderful woman that was Marilyn Monroe. If you’re a true Marilyn Monroe fan, stay away from this “Memoir” as it will only make you mad.

REVIEW: Wolf Camp by Katie McKy (103)

Title: Wolf Camp
Author: Katie McKy
Illustrator: Bonnie Leick
Pages: 32
ISBN: 978-1933718255
[Rating:3]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)
In a delightful mix of intrigue and humor, a young girl named Maddie goes to a Wolf Camp and comes back with disturbing new habits–wolf-like habits. Kids will be fascinated with the idea of transformation into an animal, and parents will recognize the sense of change their children undergo at summer camp.

Review

What is there to say? I was not overly impressed. The language was a bit too simple, forced, and awkward. I am not entirely sure what to pinpoint in the writing style but it bugged me.

The lack of detail of the actual trip to Wolf Camp was upsetting. Maddie sees a flyer for Wolf Camp and her parents allow her to go. She writes them a letter on one page and then she’s home. I just thought for a book about Wolf Camp, that there would actually be more details at home.

What made the book semi-interesting was the wonderful illustrations by Bonnie Leick. I know that kids would find the pictures interesting and that, enough, would be able to keep its attention. The rest would be required of the person reading the story to breathe a little life into the words.

While not overly thrilled with Wolf Camp, some may like it. Although it is not one I would personally purchase, I would borrow it from the library.

REVIEW: Go the Fuck to Sleep (102)

Title: Go the Fuck to Sleep
Author: Adam Mansbach
Pages: 32
ISBN: 978-1617750250
[Rating:5]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar–and unspoken–tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny–a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Review

My daughter Katelyn is 10 months old and does not sleep through the night. In fact, I am quite happy if I only have to get up once or twice a nice at this point in time. When parents complain about having to get up early (as in before 8am) or had to get up in the middle of the night after a long period of having a baby sleep through the night, it irritates me. I have not had a full nights rest in 10 months. TEN MONTHS! So stop your quacking!

I miss sleep.

I heard about this book and I just had to read it. I mean I just had to. I needed something to help me laugh over the fact that I have a baby that is not fond of sleeping. Go the Fuck to Sleep was hilarious and it definitely helped me feel a little better about the sleep situation.

I think Go the Fuck to Sleep would be the perfect gift for parents to be who have a little sense of humor. The perfect baby shower gift and “just because” gift for any parent facing a baby who doesn’t believe in sleeping.

REVIEW: This Girl is Different (101)

This Girl is Different JJ Johnson

Not the real book cover

 

Title: This Girl is Different
Author: JJ Johnson
Pages: 288
ISBN: 978-1561455782
[Rating:5]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

This girl is different… That’s what Evie has always told herself and it s true. Home-schooled by her counter culture mom, she s decided to see what high school is like for the first time for her senior year. And what a year it is.

As it turns out, it s not just Evie who s Different. Lots of people are. Many of her assumptions about others are turned on their heads as she makes friends with kids her own age for the first time, discovers what s good and what s bad about high school, and learns lessons about power and its abuse both by the administration and by Evie herself.

Review

Evensong “Evie” Morningdew is a homeschooled student, ready to try her last year of school in public high school. While drawing near a river stream in the middle of the woods, she manages to sprain her ankle and waits patiently for someone, anyone, to come and find her. After all, she is all alone. When cousins Rajas and Jacinda stumble upon Evie and help her home, Evie is very grateful. Rajas and Jacinda attend the local highschool where Evie will be attending and so are they! Knowing a few people before school starts will surely help her feel at home in the new schooling environment, won’t it?

The thing with Evie, though — this girl is different. She begins to see all the social injustices in the school system and views the school in a different way than other students do. Armed with knowledge, Evie is determined to fight for student rights but in doing so manages to rub people the wrong way.

I loved This Girl is Different. I loved how intelligent Evie was and how she thought so differently from other students. Even though it seems Evie is so much more intelligent than the average high school student, she is still so ignorant to the unsaid social rules, let alone dealing with boys.

Plus another thing I really enjoyed was the fact that Evie lived in a dome home. I had no idea what a dome home even was until this book and I think they are just fabulous! (Oh I am so nerdy, I know!) But I loved the idea that it’s a house you can build yourself. My husband makes fun of me and refuses, but I totally want to build a dome home and live in one; a fully solar powered dome home! (GEEK MOMENT) Relish in it, will you?

I thought This Girl is Different was a lovely book about being different, accepting differences, and making a difference. It really reminded me a lot of Jerry Spinelli’s Stargirl (another book about fitting in socially in highschool) and I just loved that one, too.

The only thing that I didn’t like about this book was the cover. It didn’t quite do the book justice and I think it may cause the book to be overlooked and it’s too great of a story to overlook. I guess this IS one perfect example of not judging a book by the cover. You really shouldn’t because This Girl is Different was a wonderful, worthy read.

REVIEW: Song of the Silk Road by Mingmei Yip (100)

 

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Title: Song of the Silk Road
Author: Mingmei Yip
Pages: 352
ISBN: 978-0758241825
[Rating:3]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

As a girl growing up in Hong Kong, Lily Lin was captivated by photographs of the desert – its long, lonely vistas and shifting sand dunes. Now living in New York, Lily is struggling to finish her graduate degree when she receives an astonishing offer. An aunt she never knew existed will pay Lily a huge sum to travel across China’s desolate Taklamakan Desert – and carry out a series of tasks along the way. Intrigued, Lily accepts. Her assignments range from the dangerous to the bizarre. Lily must seduce a monk. She must scrape a piece of clay from the famous Terracotta Warriors, and climb the Mountains of Heaven to gather a rare herb. At Xian, her first stop, Lily meets Alex, a young American with whom she forms a powerful connection. And soon, she faces revelations that will redefine her past, her destiny, and the shocking truth behind her aunt’s motivations…Powerful and eloquent, “Song of the Silk Road” is a captivating story of self-discovery, resonant with the mysteries of its haunting, exotic landscape.

Review

I love books about the Asian culture.  Seeing as I cannot yet afford to travel to Asia, I rely on books to bring me there in my own imagination. One of my favorite books of all time is Memoirs of a Geisha, a coming of age story. Though Song of the Silk Road focuses on the Chinese culture and history, something I did not know much about but was excited to discover. Needless to say, I was very excited to read Song of the Silk Road. It sounded like it was a mixture of adventure and beautiful Asian scenery. What is not to love?

Lily Lin is an aspiring novelist in NYC. She has lost the inspiration to write and she’s stuck, like many aspiring authors are. When an attorney delivers the news to Lily that an Aunt she never knew she had is leaving her 3 million dollars, she is confused, yet ecstatic to be coming in to some money. But there is a catch. In order for Lily to collect the 3 million, she must travel to China and perform a series of tasks that her Aunt has assigned along the ancient Chinese Silk Road. Needing some inspiration for her novel (and all the money) Lily decides that she will travel alone to China and do what she needs to do to earn her inheritance.

I want to say that I loved the book, but I didn’t love it. Although I did enjoy the read and did finish the book in about a week. There was nothing spectacular about the writing style, unfortunately.  To pinpoint what exactly lacked in the style of writing is hard to say. I believe it was more of the personality and thought process of the character that separated me from the character, making it more difficult to fully engage myself in the story. But that could have easily been overlooked had Lily been a more moral, likeable character.

Lily was involved in an affair with her married professor. Even though she knew this, she still engaged in a “sex-only” relationship with him. He would bring her Chinese food (or cook for her) at her studio apartment and then they would have sex. So when she decides to leave for China, needless to say Chris isn’t all that pleased. But 3 million dollars is more important to her than the guy she says she is in love with so she goes, anyway. After all, money is more important than love, right?

While in China Lily meets this pushy American named Alex Luce. He is so desperate for her company that it is beyond creepy. She must have told him a dozen times that she wanted to be left alone, yet he shows up wherever she is and doesn’t take no for an answer. Being in first person of Lily, you sense no interest whatsoever. Yet somehow along the way she falls in love with her stalker? Alright.. Yet even when she admits to being in love with Alex, I never feel the love. She still acts selfishly and hurts his feelings more times than you can count. With Alex being overbearing and creepy and Lily being without human emotion, it’s impossible to support their relationship, or any of the bedtime lovers she collects along the way.

Lily is so free with the “love” word that I wonder if she even really understood what it meant?

Regardless of this empty character and relationship that I did not like, I really enjoyed reading about China and the various places she encounters. I loved learning the history and the words and about the various superstitions and ceremonies that take place in China. Overall it was an interesting read, although the author leaves much to be desired in the characters themselves.

REVIEW: 99 S’Mother by Adam Chester

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Title: S’Mother
Author: Adam Chester
Pages: 176
ISBN: 978-0810996458
[Rating:5]
Purchase: [Hardcover] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)
And you think your mom is too involved? Meet the mother of all mothers.

Adam Chester is the son of a very loving mom, who for almost 30 years has peppered his life with unsolicited advice, news updates, and opinions in the form of thousands of inappropriate, embarrassing, and utterly crazy letters. S’Mother is a hilarious memoir based on this correspondence showing the pathological extremes maternal instincts can take. Why is a grown woman so frantic that her adult son screw on his windows to keep out killer bees? And are adult trick-or-treaters really that much of a threat? Adam saved his mom’s letters as proof this all happened and reproduces many of them in the book. And now, with time, perspective, and plenty of therapy, he acknowledges and accepts the comedy of it all and is proud to share his story with you, if for no other reason than to make you feel better about your own mother.

Review

Oh this book gave me quite a few chuckles. S’Mother is a memoir showcasing Adam Chester’s looney mother and a few hundred insane letters she has sent him. Joan Chester is the epitome of overbearing and there is not a line she won’t cross. In fact, she reminded me of a Jewish Marie Barone (you know, from Everybody Loves Raymond).

Imagine as you will that you’re a young man going off to college. Now imagine moving across the continent just to be as far away from your mother as humanly possible. While most people go away to college and get the occasional phone call or email, imagine getting letters (hand written and mailed letters) in the mail almost every single day. For.the.rest.of.your.life. Joan Chester always had something to say. Often it was unsolicited advice, her will and testament (one of the many), something random about random people he didn’t know,  and sometimes — a little  bit TMI. (Do you care about your mothers bedroom antics? No, neither does he.)

I really enjoyed S’Mother. It was hilarious, sarcastic, and heart-warming. I never felt that Adam was hateful or truly belittling of his mother as other reviewers had stated. I simply believe that after a lifetime of being completely bombarded and mortified by her behavior, he had to poke fun and make light of the situation. I would need to as well — for the sake of my sanity.

S’Mother was an easy read and can be finished in just a few hours. It’ll make a wonderful gift for anyone with an overbearing mother. Heck, it’ll give you an appreciation for the mother that you have. Any time they start embarrassing you, just quietly whisper to yourself in a soothing mantra, “She’s no Joan Chester. She’s no Joan Chester.”

I definitely recommend S’mother. I found it a great read and I can’t wait to read more.. I am sure she’s written another novel of letters by now.

REVIEW: 98 Never Eighteen by Megan Bostic #YA #Cancer

Title: Never Eighteen
Author: Megan Bostic
Pages: 204
ISBN: 978-0547550763
[Rating:2.5]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

Austin Parker is on a journey to bring truth, beauty, and meaning to his life. Austin Parker is never going to see his eighteenth birthday. At the rate he’s going, he probably won’t even see the end of the year. The doctors say his chances of surviving are slim to none even with treatment, so he’s decided it’s time to let go. But before he goes, Austin wants to mend the broken fences in his life. So with the help of his best friend, Kaylee, Austin visits every person in his life who touched him in a special way. He journeys to places he’s loved and those he’s never seen. And what starts as a way to say goodbye turns into a personal journey that brings love, acceptance, and meaning to Austin’s life.

Review

Sounds like a depressing but inspirational piece, no? Would you be surprised if I told you that not only was it written in the most simplistic manner possible but that every trite situation in which Austin would want to redeem himself or help a friend was used?

  • Dying Kid (Check)
  • Divorced Parents (Check)
  • Infedelity (Check)
  • Crush on Best Friend (Check)
  • Drug Dependent Friend (Check)
  • Rape (Check)
  • Rich Grandparent (Check)
  • Gay Friend (Check)
  • Abuse (Check)
  • Bullying (Check)
  • Drinking (Check)
  • Death (Check)

Imagine, as you will, a dying kid of 17. He decides that he wants to have “one last talk” with people that he has had issues with during his life time; to make amends before the inevitable. So he wants to take a “journey” with the only girl that he has ever loved. She also happens to be the his best friend. Imagine that. Also, by “journey” (you noticed the quotation marks) I mean, “Have her drive his pathetic ass around and then leave her to wait in the car hour after hour without so much an explanation while he accomplishes his tasks.” And he’s supposed to love her? Ppsh.

I know. I know. He’s dying of cancer so I should be easy on him. But I can’t. Not with a character that lacks in identity. I can’t relate. I can’t sympathize. Austin was not made real to me. It was like reading a bad story in a creative writing class. Where was her teacher, here? Why didn’t anyone encourage her to move beyond the predictable?

Austin and his driver, Kaylee, have the same exact voice. Kaylee is just as boring as he is and their dialogue between each other is predictable and superficial. But, anyway — all the activities in Day 1 up until the kegger feels like it should have taken all day and night and when he finally says that it’s only 9pm, I went, “Sure….” Plus the conversations he has with each person takes about 5 minutes, tops. How meaningful can a “last talk” be in just five minutes? However the reader was made to believe that his conversations took place over an hour or more. But really, the tasks were so brief that they almost seemed pointless.

Never Eighteen was just that bad. I really do not now what people were thinking giving it 5 stars, as I believe I am being rather generous at 2.5. I mean, the concept is great (for the most part) and I actually finished the book (in a few hours). But that’s about it. 5 Stars? People are really putting it up there in the “perfection” category, like nothing could be changed for the better? This book was just as good as the Harry Potter Series or The Hunger Games? I really do not think so and to say it was is insulting to the masters. Or are people just being nice?

One thing that I believe Bostic has some talent with is her poetry; two poems of which are shared in the novel. The poems were touching and meaningful. I think poetry is where her true talent is revealed and I think she should leave the teen YA genre behind and focus on her poetry.

It’s a good thing that this book hasn’t been officially released yet, because it needs a lot of work — like an entire rewrite. Maybe that sounds totally harsh, and it is — but someone has to be honest and it may as well be me.

REVIEW: #97 This is Me From Now On by Barbara Dee

This is Me From Now On

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Title: This is Me From Now On
Author: Barbara Dee
Pages: 272
ISBN: 978-1416994145
[Rating:4.5]
Purchase: [Paperback] [eBook]

Synopsis

(Taken from Amazon.com)

Sometimes your life just needs a little jolt.

This is what Evie’s new friend Francesca tells her, and soon enough, Evie’s life has had something more like an earthquake. Francesca thinks life is dull unless you go after everything you want and say everything on your mind all the time–and sometimes that includes giving other people a little behind the scenes help to give them what she thinks they want.

Evie can’t always tell if she’s horrified or fascinated by everything Francesca convinces her to do, but ultimately, she comes to see friendship–and life–in a whole new light.

Review

I was excited when Barbara Dee contacted me about reviewing her books, This is Me From Now On and Trauma Queen. Explaining to me that they are books that send a good message to children, I had to see. One of my biggest issues with children and young adult books is when the author fails to send the readers, who are young and impressionable, a good message they could walk away with. Dee has managed to write a book that is not only entertaining, but it does send a good message. High-Five to Barbara Dee!

This is Me From Now On is about a middle school student named Evie who is BFFs with Lily and Nisha. You now the type — attachedatthehip. That is until another girl, Francesca, moves next door with her actress Aunt. Francesca is beautiful but she is also incredibly strange. To say that she dances to the beat of her own drummer would be an understatement. Whatever social rules you have come to know, Francesca will break them all.

In middle school, image is everything (oh I remember middle school all too well) and Francesca is flat out embarrassing. That’s too bad because Evie is stuck with her on a very important project for a class. Her BFFs just don’t understand. Soon Evie finds herself alienated from her soul sisters and thrust into the unpredictable world of Francesca. Francesca is a lot to handle, but there is nothing boring about her. You’ll want to keep reading, just to find out what she says and does, next.

This is Me From Now On is a wonderful and interesting tale about the various people who come into your life and force you to stop and smell the roses, dance in the rain, and take chances. This was my first novel by Barbara Dee and I am very excited to have another one, Trauma Queen, waiting for me. It is very refreshing to read something that I will want to pass along to my daughters when they are older.

REVIEW: #96 Hereafter by Tara Hudson

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Title: Hereafter
Author: Tara Hudson
Pages: 416
ISBN: 978-0062026774
[Rating:3]

Synopsis:

(Taken from Amazon.com)
Can there truly be love after death?

Drifting in the dark waters of a mysterious river, the only thing Amelia knows for sure is that she’s dead. With no recollection of her past life—or her actual death—she’s trapped alone in a nightmarish existence. All of this changes when she tries to rescue a boy, Joshua, from drowning in her river. As a ghost, she can do nothing but will him to live. Yet in an unforgettable moment of connection, she helps him survive.

Amelia and Joshua grow ever closer as they begin to uncover the strange circumstances of her death and the secrets of the dark river that held her captive for so long. But even while they struggle to keep their bond hidden from the living world, a frightening spirit named Eli is doing everything in his power to destroy their new found happiness and drag Amelia back into the ghost world . . . forever.

Thrilling and evocative, with moments of pure pleasure, Hereafter is a sensation you won’t want to miss.

Review

I had high hopes for this book. Though about a quarter of the way into it, I curled my fingers around my iPad, looked up to the Heavens and exclaimed, “WHY OH WHY?!” Another great idea turned into a instant-love romance that makes me roll my eyes. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am a typical Pisces — I love me some sweet things and gestures. But, my God, love is not instant. (And yes, I totally found my true love when I was a teenager, 15 years old to be exact) so I am open to the idea of teenagers knowing love. But to lead kids on to believe that it happens in a blink of an eye is completely misleading. Plus Amelia was completely void of true character.

I feel a rant coming on but I will hold that rant for another day; another entry.

We are introduced to Amelia. Amelia is a ghost who doesn’t know much about her life before except her first name and where and how she died. She knows she drowned by falling off a high-bridge overpass but she, herself, doesn’t know why. Was she murdered? Was it suicide? She certainly doesn’t feel suicidal. But then again, Amelia doesn’t feel much of anything. Amelia is as empty as you can make a lead character. It’s like she died, lost her memories, and forgot how to be interesting.

Amelia is stuck wandering our world trying in vain to get someone alive to talk to her. We understand very quickly just how lonely life after death has made her (oh isn’t that so comforting?) So when Joshua comes along, a drowning boy who also happens to be her age, Amelia is drawn to him. When he awakens to her presence, he’s not scared. Oh no. Even when she tells him she’s a ghost. What does this “normal” 17-18 year old boy do? Why he invites her to go to school with him? Oh gag. Come on! I love the supernatural. I believe in the afterlife, but if my grandfather (who I know and love) were to appear before me, I sure as heck would scream (at least just a little.)

The story was interesting enough to continue reading and wonder what would happen. I wanted to find out who Amelia was and how she died. But as for the little love thing between Joshua and Amelia — eh, I could not have cared less. I didn’t believe it. This wasn’t a believable romance, even in the supernatural sense. Joshua was too perfect; much too perfect for a teenaged boy. I guess I can’t really complain too much about him, as he’s not stalking her in her sleep or giving her a black eye during lovemaking sessions, and he certainly doesn’t want her blood. But, still.

Will it be a popular book in the genre? Sure. It’s hard to go completely wrong in YA paranormal romance. You give the kiddos what they want and this is the kind of stuff they want whether or not it makes love unbelievable. Is it something that will win awards, absolutely not. But I am sure it’ll win the attention of thousands.

REVIEW: #95 Ultraviolet by R.J. Anderson

Title: Ultraviolet (ARC)
Author: R.J. Anderson
ISBN: 978-7613-7408-4
Pages: 304
Price: $17.95 (HC) $12.95 (EB)

Synopsis:

(Taken from back of book) Sixteen-year-old Alison wakes up in a mental institution. As she pieces her memory back together, she realizes she’s confessed to murdering Tori Beaugrand, the most perfect girl at school. But the case is a mystery. Tori’s body has not been found, and Allison can’t explain what happened. One minute she was fighting with Tori. The next moment Tori disintegrated — into nothing.

But that’s impossible. No one is capable of making someone vanish. Right? But Alison has always been different. Nobody seems to see the world quite the way she does ..

Ultraviolet is genre-bending paranormal YA in which Alison discovers that everything she’s believed about herself and the world is wrong– and that she’s capable of far more than anyone else would believe.

Review:

I received this book from the publisher as a digital ARC. I have never heard of R.J. Anderson as of that moment but my eyes and ears are open now. She has caught my attention. Ultraviolet was very easy to get into and I was hooked from the very beginning. It was such a relief to be able to start a book and not be able to put it down until the end. Even at the end I wanted to read more. I really hope that Anderson is currently writing a sequel.

Alison is a young girl of 16 and she wakes up in the hospital, in the psych unit. She can not remember how she got there; not right away, at least. When the memories return, they don’t make sense. Was she really capable of murder? Weeks had passed since Alison had been admitted to the hospital before she woke up. Now that she has calmed down, she is admitted to Pine Hills Mental Hospital into the Red Ward, for those who are in danger of committing violence against themselves or others. That is, until she is fit for the yellow ward.

Everyone thinks Alison killed Tori, but no one can explain how it happened in the supposed time span. How could a young 16 year old murder another girl her age and hide the body within minutes before returning home? Things just do not ad up. Alison does know that one minute she is fighting with the Tori and the next Tori is being pulled apart in a painful, excruciating way. Then she disappears. Is Alison crazy? No one just disappears. More importantly, did Alison do it? Is this some hidden power manifested within her own being?

I felt that Ultraviolet was done very well. R.J. Anderson put a lot of thought and research into the novel, having bits of truth put in. I have never heard of some of the issues Alison faces, the phenomenons, but they exist. To find out what I am talking about, well — you’ll have to read the book. Those who enjoy paranormal YA will definitely enjoy R.J. Anderson’s, Ultraviolet. I found nothing wrong with the book other than the fact that it ended with me wanting more.

REVIEW: #94 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

Title: Anna and the French Kiss
Author: Stephanie Perkins
Pages: 372
ISBN: 978-0525423270

Synopsis:

(Taken from Amazon.com) Anna is looking forward to her senior year in Atlanta, where she has a great job, a loyal best friend, and a crush on the verge of becoming more. Which is why she is less than thrilled about being shipped off to boarding school in Paris – until she meets Etienne St. Clair: perfect, Parisian (and English and American, which makes for a swoon-worthy accent), and utterly irresistible. The only problem is that he’s taken, and Anna might be, too, if anything comes of her almost-relationship back home.

As winter melts into spring, will a year of romantic near – misses end with the French kiss Anna – and readers – have long awaited?

Review

I decided to read Anna and the French Kiss because it seemed as if everyone was saying how much of a sweet and adorable read it was. Realizing I am more into chic-lit than I lead myself to believe, I figured I would give it a shot. Anna is the daughter of a world famous author. Her father writes books that are likened to Nicholas Sparks in romance and tragedy and Anna doesn’t think much of him.

Anna is whisked away to study at the School of America (Paris) also known by the students as S.O.A.P. to finish off her remaining year in high school.  Having to leave her best friend, Bridgette behind in America, as well as the boy who could have turned boyfriend, Anna is more than reluctant to study abroad. What upsets her even more is that she never even had the choice.

Anna meets a fellow schoolmate, Etienne St. Clair (who everyone calls St. Clair). St. Clair is half-French, half-American was born in the states to an American mother but grew up in England with his French-father, whom he hates.  Anna is torn between her life at home and the boy she left behind, and the friendship she’s formed with taken St. Clair.

Anna and the French Kiss takes place in one of the most romantic countries in the world and is filled with mentions of the wonderful Parisian foods and locations with a little bit of history in the mix. Although I didn’t find the novel to be life-changing, it was what it was, a cute story in the heart of France. I never felt really attached to the book with the nagging urge to continue reading, but I did find it an enjoyable read. What bugged me, though, was the emotional affair that plagued St. Clair while he was attached to a long-term girlfriend. There were things that happened, that I won’t get into for the sake of spoilage, but it’s not something that was truly understandable. It wasn’t an emotional affair I could sympathize with. I think St. Clair behaved rather selfishly and Anna was too innocent and naive to stay out of it. Normally I hate infidelity in novels, and so it bugged me that infidelity was an issue. It’s very hard to root for a relationship that starts from lies. While I felt affairs were more justifiable in Something Borrowed, I don’t believe it was as easy to accept in Anna in the French Kiss.

That aside, I think it would be a perfect read for a rainy day or an afternoon on the beach.

 

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