Janet Evanovich | Well-Read Reviews - Part 2

REVIEW: #15 Four to Score

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Name: Four to Score
Author: Janet Evanovich
ISBN: 0312966970
Pages: 338

Synopsis: (Taken from Evanovich.com)

Working for her bail bondsman cousin, Vinnie, Stephanie is hot on the trail of revenge-seeking waitress Maxine Nowicki, whose crimes include bail jumping, theft, and extortion. Someone is terrifying Maxine’s friends, and those who have seen her are turning up dead. Also on the hunt for Maxine is Joyce Barnhardt, Stephanie’s archenemy and rival bounty hunter. Stephanie’s attitude never wavers – even when aided by Grandma Mazur, ex-hooker and wannabe bounty hunter Lula, and transvestite rock musician Sally Sweet – and even when Stephanie makes an enemy whose deadly tactics escalate from threatening messages to firebombs. All of this pales in comparison, though, with an even greater danger Stephanie faces, when, homeless and broke, she and her hamster Rex move in with vice cop Joe Morelli.

Review:

Having Stephanie Plum’s apartment firebombed has never made me more happy. Because of her lack of living space, she is forced to temporarily seek shelter with Joe Morelli (who, at this point in time – is a favorite of mine). Yes!

Unfortunately, living with a tough cop doesn’t give Stephanie the ultimate protection from those who wish to do her in. Countless nasty death threats and death attempts, Stephanie is still shaking in her boots. The task at hand seems easy for Stephanie at first – bring Maxine in. After all, Maxine was ONLY accused of taking off with her boyfriend’s car. What could be so dangerous about that?

I will not tell you what – but something happens in this book that had me creating “La-dee-dah – YAY!” comments on my facebook (only confusing my friends, I am sure). For those who have read Stephanie Plum 1-3.. You’re in for a great surprise! (Can I still give another “Whoop-deeee dooop!!!”?) Ah, well you’ve probably guessed by now. Either way, it’s a must read for all Stephanie Plum fans.

On top of that, arch enemy Joyce is pretty active in this novel with Evanovich doing a great job of making me want to rip every single red strand of hair out of Joyce’s obnoxious head. (Breathe, Allison.  She’s fictional).

My gripes are low on this one. I only felt that it wasn’t as scary/thrilling as her others have been. The villains were rather on the tame side this time around. Still – a fabulous, entertaining read. Evanovich definitely does it again.

It’s Monday! What are you reading?

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J.Kay created a Meme for Mondays where you list the books you have recently completed this week, books you are currently reading, and books you hope to read this week.

The books I have read in the past week:

  1. A Thousand Splendid Suns – Khaled Hosseini
  2. EyeLeash by Jess C. Scott
  3. Three to Get Deadly by Janet Evanovich

Books I am currently reading:

- A Circle of Souls :)

Books I plan on reading this week:

- Hot Gimmick Vol. 1

- Anatomy & Physiology for Dummies

- A Blanket of White

What are YOU reading?

I need to stop buying books! (Really)

This is the LAST set of books I am buying for a while. No more buying books until all the books I have purchased are done! (Well – mostly). The only Janet Evanovich book I am ISO is “Visions of Sugar Plums“. Also – would appreciate if you not tell my husband. He cut me off a LONG time ago. :)

Books:
To the Nines – Janet Evanovich (hardcover) for $5.97

Middlesex – Jeffrey Eugenides
Synopsis: (Taken from inside of book)
A dazzling triumph from the best-selling author of “The Virgin Suicides” – the astonishing tale of a gene that passes down through three generations of a Greek American family and flowers in the body of a teenage girl.

In the spring of 1974, Calliope Stephanides, a student at a girls’ school in Grosse Pointe, Michigan, finds herself drawn to a chain-smoking strawberry blond classmate with a gift for acting. The passion that furtively develops between them – a long with Callie’s failure to develop – leads Callie to suspect that she is not like other girls. In fact, she is not really a girl at all.

The explanation for this shocking state of affairs is a rare genetic mutation – and a guilty secret – that have followed Callie’s grandparents from the crumbling Ottoman Empire to Prohibition-era Detroit and beyond, outlasting the glory days of the Motor City, the race riots of 1967, and the family’s second migration, into the foreign country known as suburbia. Thanks to the gene, Callie is part girl, part boy. And even though the gene’s epic travels have ended, her own odyssey has only begun.

Spanning eight decades – and one unusually awkward adolescence – Jeffery Eugenides’ long-awaited second novel is a grand, utterly original fable of crossed bloodlines, the intricacies of gender, and the deep, untidy promptings of desire. It marks the fufilment of a huge talent from a writer singled out by both Granta and the New Yorker as one of AMerica’s best young novelists.

The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough
Synopsis: (Taken from back of book)
Colleen McCullough’s sweeping saga of dreams, struggles, dark passions, and forbidden love in the Australian Outback has enthralled readers the world over. This is the chronicle of three generations of Clearys, ranchers carving lives from a beautiful hard land while contending with the bitterness, frailty, and secrets that penetrate their family. Most of all, it is the story of only daughter Megie and her lifelong relationship with the haunted priest Father Ralph de Bricassart – an intense joining of two hearts and souls that dangerously oversteps sacred boundries of ethics and dogama.

A poignant love story, a powerful epic of struggle and sacrifice, a celebration of individuality and spirit, Colleen McCullough’s acclaimed masterwork remains a monumental literary achievement – a landmark novel to be cherished and read again and again.

These were just must-reads that I had to have! No more though – for a while! Really.

REVIEW: #11 – Three to Get Deadly

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Title: Three to get Deadly
Author: Janet Evanovich
ISBN: 0312966091
Pages: 396

Synopsis: (Taken from Evanovich.com)

Stephanie Plum, the brassy babe in the powder blue Buick, is back, and she’s having a bad hair day – for the whole month of January.

She’s been given the unpopular task of finding Mo Bedemeir, Trenton’s most beloved citizen, arrested for carrying concealed, gone no-show for his court appearance.

And to make matters worse, she’s got Lula, a former hooker turned file clerk–now a wannabe bounty hunter–at her side, sticking like glue. Lula’s big and blonde and black, and itching to get the chance to lock up a crook in the trunk of her car.

Morelli, the New Jersey vice cop with the slow-burning smile that undermines a girl’s strongest resolve is being polite. So what does that mean? Has he found a new love? Or is he manipulating Steph, using her in his police investigation, counting on her unmanageable curiosity and competitive Jersey attitude?

Once again, the entire One for the Money crew is in action, including Ranger and Grandma Mazur, searching for Mo, tripping down a trail littered with drug dealers, leading Stephanie to suspect Mo has traded his ice-cream scoop for a vigilante gun.

Cursed with a disastrous new hair color and an increasing sense that it’s really time to get a new job, Stephanie spirals and tumbles through Three to Get Deadly with all the wisecracks and pace her fans have come to expect.

Review:

Evanovich spins another thrilling tale starring bad-luck prone bounty hunter, Stephanie Plum. What begins as a seemingly easy recovery turns into something much more devious. While attempting to recover “The Burg’s” favorite ice cream man, “Uncle Mo” – Stephanie’s life is in much more danger (than usual). Being shot at, stalked, and having your life threatened is all in a day’s work – right?

The third installment to the Stephanie Plum series only makes me want to push Janet Evanovich in making this an actual television on HBO or (at least Fox).  This book was a nice mixture of humor, sexuality,  mystery, and murder. Who could ask for more?

The only thing this novel lacked was a sufficient enough amount of swoon-worthy vice cop, Joe Morelli (who I have come to have a literature crush on).  He’s right up there with Jamie Fraiser from “Outlander”. Oh yeah. (I think it’s safe to assume that all Evanovich readers feel the same way). More Morelli, please! (Where is a t-shirt when you need one?)

I’ve hit the #books-a-million jackpot!

My family and I stopped by #32 Dead to the World" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/review-32-dead-to-the-world">Books-a-million on the way home from a family lunch today. (Like I REALLY needed any more books?) It felt as if the whole store was on clearance (although it was not). So many great hardcover books were clearanced to an incredible low (some as low as $3-ish)! Yes – a lot of these books were less than $4, hardcover! *#Meme" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/wednesdays-a-z-meme">JACKPOT!!!!*

From the #28 High Five" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/review-28-high-five">Stephanie Plum series (Janet Evanovich):

  • Eleven on top
  • Twelve Sharp
  • Lean Mean Thirteen
  • Fearless Fourteen
  • Plum Lovin’ (in between the numbers)
  • Plum Lucky (in between the numbers)

I won’t give summaries of these Janet Evanovich novels because I don’t want to read them yet (personally). I’d rather wait until I get there! But holy Janet Evanovich jackpot! It’ll be a while yet until I get to them since they are the end of the series.. but – they are happily sitting on my bookshelf until then. :grin:

Here are a few others that I purchased:

Love Walked in – Marisa De Los Santos

Synopsis: (Taken from back of book)

When Marin Grace enters the hip Philadelphia coffee shop Cornelia Brown manages, her life changes forever. But little does she know that her newfound love is only the harbinger of greater changes to come. Meanwhile, across town, Clare Hobbs – eleven years old and abandoned by her erratic mother – goes looking for her lost father. She crosses paths with Cornelia while meeting with him at the cafe, and the two form an improbable friendship that carries them through the unpredictable currents of love and life. Invoking classic movies to illuminate the mystery and wonder of love in all its permutations, Love Walked In is an uplifting debut that marks the entrance of an enchanting literary voice.

The Abstinence Teacher – Tom Perrotta

Synopsis: (Taken from back of book)

Stonewood Heights is the perfect place to raise kids. It’s got the proverbial good schools, solid values, and a healthy real estate market. It’s the kind of all-American suburb where parents are involved in their children’s lives, where no opportunity for enrichment goes unexplored.

Ruth Ramsey is the human sexuality teacher at the local high school. She believes that “pleasure is good, shame is bad, and knowledge is power.” Ruth’s daughter’s socer coach is Tim Mason, a former stoner and rocker whose response to hitting rock bottom was to reach out and be saved. Tim belongs to the Tabernacle, an evangelical Christian church that doesn’t approve of Ruth’s style of teaching and makes her the focus of a very public crusade. And Ruth, in turn, doesn’t applaud the Tabernacle’s mission to take its message outside its doors. Adversaries in a small-town culture war, Ruth and Tim instinctively mistrust each other. But when a controversy on the soccer field pushes the two of them to actually talk, they are forced to look beyond their first impressions.

The Abstinence Teacher exposes the powerful emotions that run beneath the surface of modern American life and explores the complex spiritual and sexual lives of ordinary people. Elegantly written, it is characterized by the distinctive mix of satire and compassion that have animated Perrotta’s previous novels.

Grave Surprise – #meme" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/teaser-tuesdays-dead-until-dark-meme">Charlaine Harris

Synopsis: (Taken from book)

When I was fifteen, I was struck by a bolt of lightening through an open window of the trailer where we lived.. I recovered, mostly. I have a strange spiderweb pattern of red on my torso and right leg, which has episodes of weakness. Sometimes, my right hand shakes. I have headaches. I have many fears. And I can find dead people. That was the part that interested the professor….

At the request of anthropology professor Dr. Clyde Nunley, Harper Connelly and her stepbrother Tolliver come to Memphis to give a demonstration of Harper’s unique talent. And what better place to have that demonstration than in a very old cemetery?

Dr. Nunley doesn’t bother to hide his skepticism, especially when Harper stands atop a grave and senses two bodies beneath her – one of a centuries dead man and the other of a young girl, recently deceased. When the grave is opened, Harper’s claim is proven true. The dead girl is Tabitha Morgenstern, an eleven-year-old abducted from Nashville two years previously – a child whom Harper had tried, and failed, to find. The coincidence raises suspicions about her among the police – so she and Tolliver undertake their own hunt to find the killer. They make a nocturnal visit to the cemetery, hoping that Harper can sense something further about the murder.

And then , the next morning, a third dead body is found in the grave …

REVIEW: #7 Two for the Dough

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Title: Two for the Dough


Author: Janet Evanovich
ISBN: 0312948964
Pages: 352

Synopsis: [Taken from Evanovich.com]
It’s Stephanie Plum, New Jersey’s “fugitive apprehension” agent (aka bounty hunter), introduced to the world by Janet Evanovich in the award-winning novel One for the Money.

Now Stephanie‘s back, armed with attitude — not to mention stun guns, defense sprays, killer flashlights, and her trusty .38. Stephanie is after a new bail jumper, Kenny Mancuso, a boy from Trenton’s burg. He’s fresh out of the army, suspiciously wealthy, and he’s just shot his best friend.

With her bounty hunter pal Ranger stepping in occasionally to advise her, Stephanie staggers knee deep in corpses and caskets as she traipses through back streets, dark alleys, and funeral parlors.

And nobody knows funeral parlors better than Stephanie’s irrepressible Grandma Mazur, a lady whose favorite pastime is grabbing a front-row seat at a neighborhood wake. So Stephanie uses Grandma as a cover to follow leads, but loses control when Grandma warms to the action, packing a cool pistol. Much to the family’s chagrin, Stephanie and Granny may soon have the elusive Kenny in their sights.

Fast-talking, slow-handed vice cop Joe Morelli joins in the case, since the prey happens to be his young cousin. And if the assignment calls for an automobile stakeout for two with the woman who puts his libido in overdrive, Morelli’s not one to object.

Low on expertise but learning fast, high on resilience, and despite the help she gets from friends and relatives, Stephanie eventually must face the danger alone when embalmed body parts begin to arrive on her doorstep and she’s targeted for a nasty death by the most loathsome adversary she’s ever encountered. Another case like this and she’ll be a real pro.

Review:
Evanovich does it again – creates a splendid mystery that involves Stephanie Plum, a “chickenshit” bounty hunter, and her sidekick – Grandma Mazur. I’ve never found such a combo to be so delightfully hilarious.

Joe Morelli is back, the vice-cop that has the power to overwhelm Stephanie with a feeling of weakness in the knees and the urge to kick royal ass – his. Every scene with Morelli and Plum is full of quick-wit, sexual innuendos, and a kick in the gut. You’ll giggle. You’ll laugh. You’ll continuously be surprised by their back and forth relationship – or lack there of.

Driving each other crazy – they are forced to work together to find a crazy lunatic (Kenny) who shot and murdered his best friend. Stephanie wants to bring him in, but Morelli has other plans that may get in the way of Stephanie making rent. Then Kenny decides to make it personal – very personal. I found “Two for the Dough” to be a quick & easy read and absolutely enjoyable. I rated it only 4.5 stars due to fact that I did not find Kenny to be 100% believable as a lunatic. His character felt a tad underdeveloped. Maybe it was the name “Kenny”?

I enjoyed this novel tremendously, and cannot wait to find out what other adventures are in store for Stephanie Plum, her pet hamster, Grandma Mazur, and of course – Joe Morelli.

REVIEW: #5 One for the Money

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Title: One for the Money
Author: Janet Evanovich
ISBN: 0-312-99045-6
Pages: 320

Synopsis: (Taken from back of book)

ONE FINE MESS. Welcome to Trenton, New Jersey, home to wiseguys, average Joes, and Stephanie Plum, who sports a big attitude and even bigger money problems (since losing her job as a lingerie buyer for a department stre). Stephanie needs cash – fast – but times are tough, and soon she’s force to turn to the last resort of the truly desperate … family.

ONE FALSE MOVE. Stephanie lands a gig at her sleazy cousin Vinnie’s bail bonding company. She’s got no experience. But that doesn’t matter. Neither does the fact that the bail jumper in question is local vice cop Joe Morelli. From the time he first looked up her dress to the time he got into her pants, to the time Steph hit him with her father’s buik, M-o-r-e-l-l-i  has spelled t-r-o-u-b-l-e. And now the hot guy is in the hot water – wanted for murder.

ONE FOR THE MONEY. Abject poverty is a great motivator for learning new skills, but being trained in the school of hard knocks by people like psycho prizefighter Bentio Ramirez isn’t. Still, if Stephanie can nab Moelli in a week, she’ll make a cool ten grand. All she has to do is become an expert bounty hunter oer night – and keep herself from getting killed before she gets her man…
Review:

What a refreshing book to read after multiple dramatic ones. When it was recommended to me, I was told it was funny – but I just couldn’t imagine how that would be true. Funny? I am surprised, and delighted to say that it was indeed funny – incredibly so. Stephanie Plum is a character unlike any other heroine – full of chicken guts and glory. Stephanie Plum is 1 part Nancy Drew, 1 part Dog the Bounty Hunter, and 1 part irresistible clutz.

Janet Evanovich writes a tale interwoven with #5 One for the Money" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/review-5-one-for-the-money">hysterical (although dysfunctional) characters, mingled in an interesting storyline full of suspense, mystery, humor, and murder.  “One for the Money” was an easy read, and I read in about 24 hours. I found that it was easy to start, but hard to put down. For any reader with a good sense of humor, and a love for mysteries – I highly recommend this book. (Heck – this series!) I cannot wait to read the next one in line, “Two for the Dough”.

Excerpt:

“You seen Shirley lately?” Connie asked. “Shes big as a horse. Must have gained a hundred pounds since high school. I saw her at Margie Manusco’s shower.  She took up three folding chairs when she sat down, and she had her pocketbook filled with Ding Dongs. I guess they were for an emergency… like in case someone beat her to the potato salad.”

“Shirley Gallo? Fat? She was a rail in high school.”

“The Lord moves in mysterious ways.” Connie said.

“Amen.”

A New Addiction: Janet Evanovich

While at lunch with a friend last week, I asked her what she enjoyed reading. She told me she enjoyed the Janet Evanvovich novels with #28 High Five" href="http://wellreadreviews.com/review-28-high-five">Stephanie Plum and had read all of them so far. I had seen Janet Evanovich novels before in stores, but the covers never interested me.  I never even picked up the back to read what they were about. This, however, is a true “Never judge a book by it’s cover” lesson. This past weekend I picked up “One for the Money” which is the first in the Stephanie Plum series – and let me tell you, I am already addicted!

I have read over a 100 pages in one sitting, late at night – only stopping to fall asleep. I couldn’t (and didn’t want to) put it down! Unfortunately I had scheduled to get my hair done by a friend (well it would be a GREAT thing had I not picked up this book, haha) and I have to bust butt to clean the house and have it SOMEWHAT presentable. (Like that will ever happen..) So I will probably not be able to really sit down with Stephanie Plum until later this afternoon – just in time for the husband to get home and want to be entertained by yours truly.

I think – I will work on speed cleaning mode and stop every hour to read. I just must. I can’t put it down.

A little book shopping therapy…

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Border's Score!

I went to Borders today and must have spent a good half an hour or so, picking out books.  I really couldn’t decide (for the love of books) which novels I wanted to read next (even though I have a list a mile long). Every crack and corner had the book, “The Art of Racing in the Rain” displayed so I took it as an omen and picked it up. I tried not too, but – it was everywhere! I heard that it was pretty good, so I figured – what the hell? I’ll try it out.

I also got two copies of “The Joy Luck Club” by Amy Tan (one for a review & one for a giveaway) and 2 copies of Jerry Spinelli‘s Star Girl (one for review & one for a giveaway). While taking a children’s literature course in college (all part of the bachelor’s in elementary education degree I hold) – I read a book called “Loser” by Jerry Spinelli which, from what I can recall, was pretty good. I think I will be reading that one next (as it’s a light, short read).

The Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich was recommended to me by a friend (and I’ve heard some good things). Seems the series has some humor in it, so I figured it would be a different twist to the last few books I’ve read. I am actually really excited to read it. I also purchased some old-time favorite authors that I enjoyed as a young adult (Dean Koontz & Mary Higgin’s Clark) .. so adding a little horror and mystery to the mix sounds good. After reading some dramatic novels – I wanted to change it up a bit.

Anyway – just wanted to share my purchases – as they have put me in such a geek-giddy mood!